Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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