I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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