So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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