Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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