It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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