She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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