youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i think i have herpe
just one?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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