Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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