I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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you would pick up someone in the library
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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