Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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