i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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