kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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