Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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