she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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