she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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