the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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