They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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