Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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