If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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