Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I need a burrito and a hug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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