I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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