Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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