Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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