when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Randomize