'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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