i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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