She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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