okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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