it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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