She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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