I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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