I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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