there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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