Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
there is puke in my bra ... again
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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