so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm at about main and main street
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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