I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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