Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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