yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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