It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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