He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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