I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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