did you get engaged???
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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