whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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