Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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