Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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