For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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