i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was not drunk enough for that final.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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