you win again, gameday.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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