pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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