Whod you bang
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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