The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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