What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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